Page One
Panel 1: A shot of post-apocalyptic Earth viewed from space
Panel 2: The space wizard is floating meditating in space facing Earth seen from behind preparing for battle.
Page Two
Panel 1: A posse of four mutants are relaxing on the beach drinking beers. One mutant is in the background by the shore fishing.
Panel 2: A mutant with a claw for an arm approaches the fishing mutant who has a giant toe coming out of his back.
Claw: “Catch anything yet Toe?”
Toe: “Not a damn thing.”
Panel 3: Claw raises his arms frustrated
Claw: “Well fuck dude, we're all starving!”
Panel 4: Toe's fishing rod bends.
Toe: “Got something!”
Panel 5: A weird giant fish surfaces and yanks Toe right off of his feet and into the fishes mouth.
Panel 6: The fish splashes back into the ocean. Claw slaps his forehead.
Claw: “Damn it!”
Page Three
Panel 1: Two mutants in the foreground (one with a large nose on his chest and a female mutant who has a face that is melting) frame Claw in front of the ocean. A small speck can be seen in the sky behind Claw. Melty is pointing at the speck in the sky.
Claw: “Now what the fuck are we gonna eat!?”
Melty: “Hey what's that.
Panel 2: The three remaining mutants look at it confused it is getting closer.
Nose: “It's probably a meteorite or something.”
Panel 3: It is the space wizard and the camera is looking down past the space wizard at the mutants on the beach.
Melty: It's coming right for us!
Panel 4: They take off running up the beach towards a dilapidated old truck that is in the foreground. Behind them the space wizard is about to make impact on the beach.
Page Four
Panel 1: They all hop into the truck as it peels out away from the beach
panel 2: They are inside the truck.
Claw: “What the hell was that back there?”
Panel 3: outside of truck looking down
Nose: “I'm sure it was just a meteorite”
Panel 4: Inside the truck again
Melty: “I don't know it looked kind of like a dude to me.”
Panel 5: The wizard is flying away from the beach down the road
Nose: “you've been drinking too much. It was just a meteorite, I'm telling you.”
Page Five
Panel 1: Close-up on Nose in the truck
Nose: “I say we go back to the beach and check it out”
Panel 2: A laser annihilates Nose
“VOIP”
Panel 3: The truck skids to a stop Claw and Melty are scrambling out it. The wizard is in the foreground.
Panel 4: Close-up on wizard
Wizard: “All remaining life on this planet must be eradicated.”
Page Six
Panel 1: Claw and Melty rush towards the Wizard.
Claw: “Never!”
Panel 2: Claw slashes the wizards chest
Panel 3: Melty leaps and bites the wizards arm
Panel 4: Claw snips off the wizards head with his claw arm.
Wizard: “HAHAHAHAHAHA”
Panel 5: The wizards body is crumpled on the ground next to the head which is still laughing.
Wizard: “HAHAHAHAHAHA”
Page Seven
Panel 1: They peel out in the truck again which now has a big hole in the center of it.
Panel 2: They are walking in to an old rickety looking house.
Panel 3: Claw is pacing the living room, Melty is sitting on a beat-up dirty sofa. There is garbage and rats everywhere.
Claw: “Who the hell was that guy!?”
Melty: “He wasn't a meteorite”
Panel 4: Claw starts walking towards a refridgerator.
Claw: “Well we sure as hell showed him.”
Melty: “I don't know the way he was laughing after we cut off his head is unsettling”
Panel 5: Claw opens the fridge there is a moldy half of a sandwich with roaches on it that he is reaching for.
Claw: “Well a laughing head can't do much harm.”
Page Eight
Panel 1: Claw is bringing the sandwich to his mouth about to take a bite.
Claw: “Time to eat!”
Panel 2: The wizard crashes through the wall making Claw drop his sandwich.
“CRASH!”
Panel 3: Melty and Claw spring into attack position.
Claw: “But we killed you!”
Wizard: “You merely seperated my head from my body temporarily. I am very hard to kill”
Panel 4: Melty and Claw attack the wizard.
Panel 5: The wizard is effortlessly blocking all of their attacks.
Panel 6: More attacking and effortless blocking.
Page Nine:
Panel 1: Melty and Claw are exhausted and are taking a moment to catch their breath in the foreground while the wizard is conjuring up a destructive ball of energy.
Wizard: “This planet will soon belong to the Legion of Wizards!”
Panel 2: Seen from behind now the Wizard is still conjuring, the ball of energy is increasing in size.
Wizard: “There's nothing you can do to stop us! HAHAHAHAHA!”
Panel 3: The wizard fires the ball of energy which is the size of a La-Z-Boy.
Panel 4: The two mutants quickly dodge the ball and a huge hole is blown in the side of the house.
Page Ten:
Panel 1: From outside the two mutants are seen fleeing through the large hole in the house running towards the truck. Claw is in the driver's seat.
Panel 2: Truck interior they are both panicked.
Melty: “What are we going to do!? He's too strong!”
Claw: “I have a plan, we're going back to the beach.”
Panel 3: Shot of the truck speeding down the dirt road with a big dust cloud behind them.
Panel 4: The beach with the truck in the foreground they are climbing out of it.
Page Eleven
Panel 1: They are standing on the beach with their backs to the ocean.
Melty: “What are we going to do he'll be here any second”
Claw: “Just follow my lead.”
Panel 2: The wizard is flying down the dirt road.
Panel 3: Wizard in foreground, the two mutants are in the background by the shore.
Melty: “What do you mean follow your lead!?”
Claw: “Just follow my lead.”
Panel 4: The wizard is walking slowly towards them conjuring up another ball of energy.
Panel 5: Toe is in the background now riding the giant fish.
Toe: “Hey guys, watch out!”
Page Twelve
Panel 1: The fish is airborne with Toe riding on it's back.
Toe: “Woooohooooo!”
Panel 2: The wizard is completely annihilated beneath the fish that just landed on him.
“Splatt!”
Panel 3: Toe dismounts from the giant fish. The wizards lifeless hand can be seen sticking out from under the fish. Melty and Claw are in the foreground.
Melty: “That was a great plan Claw...”
Claw: “I was just gonna try and throw sand in his eyes”
Panel 4: Toe motions towards the hand.
Toe: “Who the hell was that?”
Melty: “It's a long story...”
Page Thirteen
Panel 1: They are driving back home in the truck with the giant fish in the bed of the truck.
Claw: “We're gonna eat good tonight!”
Panel 2: Another shot of the truck seen from further above
Panel 3: Even further above looking down through clouds.
Panel 4: The planet Earth is seen from space, There is now an entire army of space wizards meditating preparing for battle.
